1. When was the last time you laughed? I laughed earlier at some geeky joke a presenter gave.

2. Who was the last person you had an argument with? There arent really any people here to argue with.

3. Who was the last person you emailed? I sent an e-mail yesterda to a group of cow orkers asking if anybody wanted to go see Adam Brodsky in concert. Nobody replied to me.

4. When was the last time you bathed? I took a shower this morning!

5. What was the last thing you ate? I had a Nature Valley Fruit & Nut bar. That didn't satisfy me, so I'm going to Subway for lunch. mmmm... food.