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2002-02-11 - In the afternoon
Fair warning.
February 14th is fast approaching.
As many of you are aware, this also corresponds to the festival commonly known as Paperclip Accidents Awareness Week.
People seen giving PDA's (Public Displays of Affection), or writing lovely diary entries *cough* shan *cough*, or doing things that include (but are not limited to):
- Sending flowers
- Sending boxes of candies
- Sending cute little cards
- Sending skimpy lingerie
- Exibiting this skimpy lingerie (while I am not present)
- Acting far too cute for their own good;
will be liable to have paper clips chucked at them at.
Yes, that means you, you couple standing outside the theatre on Sunday. The theatre is a place to bring your familes. Not have them.
Thank you.
The Single People
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