1. What's your favorite piece of clothing that you currently own? A jersey for the band Fruvous.

2. What piece of clothing do you most want to acquire? Good question. I think what I want to get are Falcon Ridge Folk Festival T-shirts dated 2003 through at least 2043.

3. What piece of clothing can you not bring yourself to get rid of? Why? Any clothes right now, considering how little money I have.

4. What piece of clothing do you look your best in? Shirt, tie, sport coat, pants, dark socks and nice shoes. I am a stunner in that.

5. What has been your biggest fashion accident? Did I ever mention the time I went to Pirhana... I was so dressed wrong for that. Felt the same way at Java's last night.